A woman is driving home in eastern North Carolina when she comes upon a woman hitchhiking. Because the trip has been long and quiet, she stops the car and the woman climbs in.
During their small talk, the woman glances surreptitiously at a brown bag on the front seat between them. “If you’re wondering what’s in the bag,” offers the woman, “it’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.”
The woman is silent for a while, nods several times and says, “GOOD TRADE!”