You can't bring that dog in here.
A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.
The bartender says, “You can’t bring that dog in here!”
The guy, without missing a beat says, “This is my seeing eye dog.”
“Oh man, “the bartender says, “I’m sorry. Here, the first one’s on me.”
The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua.
The first guy sees him, stops him and says, “You can’t bring that dog in here unless you tell the bartender it’s a seeing eye dog.
The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring that dog in here!”
The second man replies, “This is my seeing eye dog.”
The bartender says, “No, I don’t think so. They don’t have Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs.”
The man pauses for a half second and replies, “What? They gave me a Chihuahua???
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